Personal Bios

Name?: Vartevar Sarkissian people call me Varty
Age?:18 (bday Jan 6)
WTF do you do in the band?: Guitar, vocals, writer and lyricist, FOUNDER(word)
Influences?:Mike Patton, System of a Down, OneSideZero, Harout(Kef Time in L.A.)
Best Experience in Band: Every minute of band
Favorite Song to Perform: all, dont believe one is better than the other.
Favorite song(s):hard to choose favorite songs, if you know me, you know which ones are my favorite
Favorite Food/Drink:Harvey's, C'Plus Orange
Best Concert: System of a Down August 1, hamilton!, February 27th Kool Haus
Who's the sexiest person on earth to you?: You know very well who you are!
Equipment Used: Ibanez Iceman IC300 guitar w/custom gibson pick-ups, Audio Technica Wireless System Line 6, 50X2 watt amp (very powerful), shure mic sm58, apex mic, behringer 300 wat monitor, and behringer mixer, purple dunlop picks 96mm., a corrosion guitar pedal, And too much to name here.
Any Cool Things about you?: I love music and write music constantly
Favorite Quote: WORD! HOMIE! BITCH! FUCK YOU!
Part Time Job: Hy and Zels
What do you hate?: Work, People with False Criticism, JEalousy, Dishonesty
What gives you an Erection?:Whoever is attractive. Breanne maybe?

Name?: Lino Lorenzatti
Age?: 18
WTF do you do in the band?: the bitch/ driver (a.k.a Vocals)lyricist
InFluences: old metallica SLAYER, PANTERA, SOAD, RANCID, Operation Ivy, Screeching Weasel, Big Wig, Jersey, Anti-flag ...ETC
Best Experience in Band: havent had one yet, unless PRACTICE
Favorite Song to Perform: Children of the Damned/ Exile or departure
Favorite song(s): way to fucking many
Favorite Food/Drink: Beer...Ketchup chips
Best Concert: Rancid/Afi - february 2001
Whos the sexiest person on earth to you?: The Toxic Cultwhores
Equipment Used: Varty's Microphone AHAHAH
Any Cool Things about you?: I skakeboard... i work(ed) as a carnie
Favorite Quote: " I wonder how yer gonna make that noise when u have no teeth to kiss!"
Part Time Job: Carnie
What do you hate?: POSERS and the chronically FAT
What gives you an Erection?: a good-looking, cool, brunette, rocker chick (more specific, i think not)

Name?: Fernando Villalobos
Age?:17
WTF do you do in the band?: Drums, percussion., genious, smartass, Einstein, THE HERO!
InFluences: Slayer, Pantera, Sepultura, System of a Down, Slipknot
Best Experience in Band: every fuckign band practise
Favorite Song to Perform: nursery rhyme, im not gay, exile and the rest/
Favorite song(s): war ensemble - slayer, becoming - pantera
Favorite Food/Drink: mug root beer, moosehead beer, pizza
Best Concert: n/a
Who's the sexiest person on earth to you?: n/a
Equipment Used: Pearl prestige session select drum kit, brass sensetone snare, sabian aax cymbals, pearl; hardware, ahead sticks, Tama Iron Cobra Double Kick
Any Cool Things about you?: I have an RV!
Favorite Quote: Fired up!!
Part Time Job: Garden Basket (MEat Department)
What do you hate?: ginos, poseurs, wiggers, all forms of conformity
What gives you an Erection?: A hot rocker chick naked! Like ........

Name?: Donovan Fawns
Age?:17
WTF do you do in the band?: Bass Tendencies
InFluences: MuDvAyNe, Manson, Kmfdm, Slayer, S.O.A.D
Best Experience in Band:LIVE SHOWS!
Favorite Song to Perform: E.-.R.A.C.E.,Nursery Medley,Headhunt the shorts
Favorite song(s): Currently...Anarchy-Kmfdm, Neverland-Skold, Pharmaceopia-Mudvayne...and so on.
Favorite Food/Drink: My mickey of Jack Daniels, Burritos
Best Concert: MuDvAyNe - Feb 28th/03.
Who's the sexiest person on earth to you?: Get back to me
Equipment Used: Ibanez "Roadstar series" 2, Behringer 30 watt amp, and shitty patch
Any Cool Things about you?: No...not really.
Favorite Quote:I'm too stoned for this. I really don't know.
Part Time Job: The go-to-guy. (Macs Milk and Dollar aama). Shut up...
What do you hate?: People, stupid dogs, ignorance, failure, continued on pg.7!
What gives you an Erection?: Goth girls (aka.Dracula bisquets)